What are some of the best WhatsApp statuses?
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The Coolest WhatsApp status you have ever seen are
Life is too short. Don’t waste it, downloading Apps on your Android phone.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Ignore me while you can. Because after a while, I’ll stop giving a damn.
May my enemies live a long life to see my Success.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless
Consistent carelessness leads to persistent Failure.
The eyes are useless when the mind is blind
If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face!
The longer the title the less important the job.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my WhatsApp status.
I wish! I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Always remember you are “Unique”, just like everybody else.
Tip to avoid car insurance, Join Facebook and never leave home.
Good morning…let the stress begin.
Q is just O with a cigar.
I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkh.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.
Xcuse me! I found something under my shoes, ohh! its your Attitude.
Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or leave it for others.
Fun is like life insurance.The older you get, the more it costs.
Tried to loose weight, But it keeps finding me.
Sleep till you’re hungry and, Eat till you’re sleepy.
Roses are red Sky is blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
People are like music. Some say the truth and rest, just noise.
It sucks when you’re ignored by the person who’s attention is the only thing you want in the world.
Make me an option, and I’ll make you a memory.
Some people are living with a double personality like mean inside but nice outside.
I’m in my happy place. PLEASE DON’T RUIN IT!
Once you feel avoided by someone, never disturb them again.
If only I could un-love, I would be a lighter version of me.
Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, live it to make your absence felt.
I’m meaner than my demons.
Awesome ends with “me” and ugly starts with “u”.
Sorry about the text I sent you last night, Actually my phone was drunk.
Love the neighbor, but don’t get caught \U0001f609
My Game, My Rules, My Place, Wanaa play it?
Awesome ends with me ugly starts with you.
You can disturb me now, I’m available.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. (Yes, It’s Harvey’s dialogue. )
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.
Don’t expect anything from anyone and you’ll never be disappointed.
If you’re being ignored, that’s a good time to concentrate on finding yourself and creating your own mystery.
You can disturb me….. i’m available.
Every problem comes with a solution, if it isn’t then its a ……. girl.
I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up!’.
I am so poor,i cant even pay attention.
You can’t satisfy everybody. You’re not pizza.
I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.
They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?
Weird is a side effect of awesomeness/ being awesome.
Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.
If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.
Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
Your WhatsApp status say’s online, If your online then why aren’t you texting me!
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
My girlfriend is like my iPad… I don’t have an iPad.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
The door is open for you to come in and out of my life. But don’t stand in front of the gate.
You’re blocking traffic.
I didn’t change , I just grew up. You should try it once.
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
Life doesn’t get easier but you to get stronger.
Stop counting my karmas,I have stored them in swiss bank.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.
Girl in need is your wife indeed.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila and then the floor.
You can’t change how people feel about you. so don’t try.. Just live your life and be happy.
Life gives hurdles,but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.
Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.
Sometimes it is painful to see that the people most appreciate are a false.
Be crazy. Be stupid. Be Silly. Be weird. Be whatever because life is too short to be anything but happy.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eyesight ?
Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it.
Donate Blood To Save Life.
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
Sick of being nice and getting it thrown back in my face!
The real cost of living is dying.
The most eloquent silence, that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.
Today is your day to proud tomorrow.
Hey, there….. be there.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
All our sweetest hours fly fastest.
The Road to success is always under construction.
They Hate Us..Because They Ain’t Us.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
Hey, you are reading my status again??
I feel like some people deserve high five on the face.
I still Love you but you don’t care.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Love is that, which can never explain.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
I feel like I am waiting for someone that is never going happen.
I’m single because I take relationships seriously.
Time goes by a very slower when you miss the someone who loves you.
I believe in living today, not in yesterday, nor in tomorrow.
Live like King Size.
Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.
Lost time is never found again.
Sometimes the person you trust most is the one who trusts you the least.
The best way to predict the future is to create it.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.
Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
Work hard in silence let success make the noise.
Some People Change Your Life, Then Leave Without Explanation !!
Love never fails and when it fails in life, then it’s not love.
If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.
Without me, life is just awso.
Time is money.
Stay focused and Never Give Up.
Stop finding a Hero or Role Model, Be your own.
Winning a no win situation by changing rules
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